8 am on alexandria #2

press play



NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

keep it playing!

now, play this video sumiltaneously

me hehehehehe

it's like vin diesel, wrapped in a jeremy piven pie

i am in love....again

r.i.p the love of my life

aka my cannon powershot cousin skeet skeet gotdamn

I drunkdropped it last night

I feel like my world has no meaning anymore

I can be such a black person sometimes

i'll miss you bestie

diddy knows best

cause he's right.
i feel like i can title all of my blogertons "bitchassness is at a level orange"

and not just because i hate everything. (though for the most part i do)
shit really does suck these days

i hear most rant about the state of music. which i agree, it's pretty bad.
but i find with advancements like i tunes, limewire and pandora, that stress is easily avoidable.

ten seconds
you're wack
delete and/or next


what really tans my hyde is the caliber of movies being pumped out and overly advertised these days. ima pisces, i love to escape. books cost, and i owe the 'berry dinero (which i have no intentions of paying)
movies are free, so a good percentage of my free time is spent watching 'em.
you hear a horrible song, you've wasted four minutes. bad movie????? two hours you will NEVER GET BACK

okay okay blah blah blah

with all that said, i just can't help but to share some good experiences i have in life. 'specially when it's a scary movie that hasn't completely ripped of asian cinema

saw the original
and it was bad
soooooooo, you're REALLY gonna remake it?????

i can rant for days, so ima stop (let's not even start on how your friend and humble narrator hasn't even kissed a boy since june. getting old sucks, but that's for another time)

xoxo

twas everything i wanted slither to be
a campy, smooth old-school gore-fest
plus the added joy of robert englund
chea!

all i got was this paper?

has it occurred to anyone else that in The Breakfast Club the fact that the geek doesn't end up with one of the women? i mean, the burn out gets the princess; the jock gets the headcase. the geek gets an essay.

most realistic part of the movie, i think.

perhaps theres truth in sand madness

ya know, they say every cigarette takes 17 minutes off your life

and every slice of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life

soooooo

if i smoke and eat bacon fast enough, i'll go back in time?

bitchassness is at a level orange

cause really???????

really?

yeah, let's go see that pussy michael sera with another overly witty, semi cute bitch

cause i haven't seen THAT movie before


ima go masturbate to x-tube now


cause that seems a more appropriate use of my time

i'm just sayin'



enjoy nick and nora's playlist
(like you don't already have those annoying songs on your ipod already)





chea!

hokay so..............

usually, i LOVE everything you do

let's be real, breaking shit is FUN! 'specially when it's someone else's


and "george bush doesn't care about black pleople"?!?!?!?!
comedic genius

(wait, it wasn't supposed to be funny?????)


BUT.....

this
song
fuckin'
SUCKS!

what is everyone thinking?!?!?!?!?


you got two hott boy passes left kanye

three strikes you're OUT!


(he isssssssssss hott ain't he?)

i'd get locked down in yo luuuuuuuuuuv any night

the song's still wack though

chea!

and now for something completely different

really! i'd never steer you wrong!

best
movie
everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


love to say i'm joking, but........no.
loves it

visit videodetective.com for more info

why?

do tyler perry movies

have
the WORST wigs


i'm just sayin'





ima finish watching "the family that preys"

i'm sure ima loooooooooooooooove it