Saturday, June 30, 2007

did you know i'm really really ridiculously scared of the dark?

and this shite ain't helping

Ghost Crying

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be careful when you're giving hand jobs at the red light.....they're watching





oh how i miss you

max payne

the hours we would spend together on a crusade of revenge through the drug infested city, nothing to lose.

i'll alway remember your lovely constipated expression paired with an uncomfortable half grin/sneer



you'll always hold a place in my heart

why won't he call?

ima say it again:

CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get over it

next!

my love is like whoa

for you tananobu asano and all your twisted deliciousness

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gangstas don't dance they move

and they also do makeup

thanks annie for letting me use your head




eleven years going strong

No Human is a Carnivore
If you've ever watched a carnivore eat. You know instantly that humans are not carnivores. Carnivores stalk their prey. They attack, usually biting through the neck and ripping the throat to shreds. After killing, they rip open the belly with their sharp teeth and devour the entrails. They lap up the blood. Finally, they chew the bones, crushing them in their powerful jaws. No human could eat like a carnivore eats, except perhaps, the totally insane. We are not carnivores.

The only way humans can eat animals is to disguise what they are really doing... get someone else to kill the animal, then drain and dispose of its blood, slice the muscles into pieces that are unrecognizable, grind the internal organs to make "sausages", cook it, smother it with sauces and seasonings... all in an effort to keep from experiencing the reality of what a carnivore does and is. We are not carnivores.

Leading health experts agree that going vegetarian is the single-best thing we can do for ourselves and our families. Healthy vegetarian diets support a lifetime of good health and provide protection against numerous diseases, including our country’s three biggest killers: heart disease, cancer, and strokes. The American Dietetic Association states that vegetarians have “lower rates of death from ischemic heart disease; … lower blood cholesterol levels, lower blood pressure, and lower rates of hypertension, type 2 diabetes, and prostate and colon cancer” and that vegetarians are less likely than meat-eaters to be obese.1 Well-planned vegetarian diets provide us with all the nutrients that we need, minus all the saturated fat, cholesterol, and contaminants found in animal flesh, eggs, and dairy products.

Research has shown that vegetarians are 50 percent less likely to develop heart disease, and they have 40 percent of the cancer rate of meat-eaters. Plus, meat-eaters are nine times more likely to be obese than vegans are.

The consumption of meat, eggs, and dairy products has also been strongly linked to osteoporosis, Alzheimer's, asthma, and male impotence. Scientists have also found that vegetarians have stronger immune systems than their meat-eating friends; this means that they are less susceptible to everyday illnesses like the flu. Vegetarians and vegans live, on average, six to 10 years longer than meat-eaters.

A plant-based diet is the best diet for kids, too: Studies have shown that vegetarian kids grow taller and have higher IQs than their classmates, and they are at a reduced risk for heart disease, obesity, diabetes, and other diseases in the long run. Studies have shown that even older people who switch to a vegetarian or vegan diet can prevent and even reverse many chronic ailments.


now go eat a fuckin' salad loser

i know you can't take anymore.......

but the end of this shite is hilarious

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

paris is a loser, and this lady would be my hero if i believed in that sheeot

i'm sure gonna miss angelino

we just started having fun. we're gonna have a blast in santana row. BAY AREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

she gave me the best exercise machine!




los angela


boss black


danalicious, but she ain't promiscuous


sometimes i love my life, always i love my friends

now all we need is boos.
we're sooooooo hott, why don't we?!?!?!?

darth vader has a niiiiiiiiice rack




darth vader and shamble hambe sha

we'll miss you los angela!

Friday, June 29, 2007

i get nooooooooo love in los angeles

what wet dreams are made of

ladies don't take your man, he'll know you're not thinking of him that night

bloood, sweat and sex. my favorite

ima go change my panties now

if i were two faced, why would i be wearing this one

"If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
- Alice Roosevelt

oh really?

loser




whenever you get the urge, think of this



how are they gonna cancel a show i've been watching for over 10 years?!?!?!?!

I LOVE YOU PASSIONS!!!!!!!!!

i did the makeup for a music video


ladies.......lets get real


It’s a classic single-woman scenario: you really like this guy, but he’s giving mixed messages. You make excuses, decide he’s confused, afraid of commitment. Behrendt, a former executive story editor for Sex and the City—and a formerly single (now happily married) guy who knows all the excuses—provides a simple answer: he’s just not that into you. Stop kidding yourself, let go and look for someone else who will be. After all, as Behrendt sensibly puts it, "if a (sane) guy really likes you, there ain’t nothing that’s going to get in his way." If you’re not convinced yet, by all means read this smart, funny and surprisingly upbeat little book, full of q’s and a’s covering every excuse woman has ever made to avoid admitting to herself that a man just wasn’t that smitten with her.

why am i the only one who has seen this movie?

Thursday, June 28, 2007

you can do me in the morning, you can do me in the night. you can do me when you wanna do me

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wanna hear a joke?

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts
just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."

do you remember this sheeot?!?!?!?!?!

go to 1:52


i've waited all my life for this

hope

"Somewhere there is someone that dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely remember it’s true, someone somewhere is thinking of you."

ten things that tan my hide

1. The amount of time I waste in front of the computer

2. The thought of having to bother with getting another job

3. Doing dishes. Period.

4. The fact that you never really hear about a "high-on-marijuana" driver killing someone, but somehow alcohol is the socially accepted drug

5. Guacamole because it tastes like nothing and people are stupid and pretend it's good

6. Gas pumps when they slow down towards the end...and it takes 5 minutes to finish the last drop

7. When men are attracted to women not because of who they are but because of how much they fit into the stereotype of what women should be

8. Taco Bell, for its economical deliciousness

9. The next social-networking site, yawn

10. People who were given extrodinary gifts of both charisma and stupidity


but most of all i hate that the person who gave me the inspiration for my anger not visiting.....saaaaaaaaaaraaaaa!

high speed chicken feed

i found these random videos on my computer. enjoy









Monday, June 25, 2007

one person thinks it's the greatest

Sometimes in life, you come across something… unusual. Something that leaves you happy, but confused. Something that you desperately need to share with other people, because you just can't put into words exactly what it is. A moment like that came for me when I rented The Story of Ricky.




you gotta check this muthafucka out slutskis

my name is mud

Nigga you thought wrong. Now look at you now, look like sandwich meat with the ketchup sauce


devintheobscure

devintheobscure
nasty nate wants my cocktail fruit