what are some ways to meet guys in the gym?

get him to notice you. see him on the exercise bike?

get on the one next to his. climb on by putting your leg WAAAAY up in the air then wrap it around the bike while looking deep into his eyes and slowly licking your lips.

this will surely get his attention because you'll also be wearing a bright orange bicycle helmet strapped around your chin.

then you rev up the handlebars like it's a motorcycle while rolling your r's like an purring engine.

if that doesn't work, then do this special flirty move that always works. ignore him for a bit. then turn your head to him and allow your hair to swing over your shoulder in slow motion. then put your first two fingers around your mouth in the shape of a v. Now flick your tongue out between your fingers.

he is certain to ask for your name.





so he can report you to Security.