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ten more things i hate. ima hater

1. People who post furniture for sale on Craigslist but don't put a picture. Why not just move your post to the garbage and save the middleman?

2. Mail-in rebates

3. The interminable wait when you pour a coke and wait for the fizz to go down

4. The way your hands are still wet after you wash them and dry them with a towel. One of my nightmares is going to the bathroom, washing/drying my hands, and then walking outside only to have someone IMMEDIATELY shake my hand. WILL THEY THINK I DON'T WASH MY HANDS?!? You can see the daily horrors that I confront every day when I wake up.

5. Cartoons in newspapers BECAUSE THEY ARE NEVER FUNNY

6. When you're watching the car in front of you swerve all over the place and you can see the driver fishing around for something in the car

7. People who only have hot girls on their myspcae friends. Hmm...yes, you are completely transparent

8. Our inability to make a fully formed fist when we wake up. What would happen if an unknown assailant attacked us at or around 8:15am?

9. Weak handshakes

10. When you like a guy and he starts telling you about how he has a crush on some other girl