sary wrote a myspace bullitin about me

this was the sweetest thing i've ever read. i miss you sary!

1) Name?
DEVIN!

2) What is their sexual orientation?
Totally normal. Seriously.

3) Where did you meet them?
At school. I was attracted by her butt. I mean booty.

4) Is this person one of your friends?
Yeah, bitches! She's number three for crissakes!

7) Is this person older than you?
Um..........yep.

8) When was the last time you saw this person?
Probably exactly a year ago. Aww....

9) Do you miss them?
Every stinking day of my life.

10) Are you related to this person?
No. She's black.

11) Do you have nicknames for each other?
Devno and Sarry.

12) Is that person bringing sexy back?
Every stinking day of her life.

13) Do you think that person will repost this?
I don't know. She might be a bit busier than me...

14) Why is this person #3 on your top friends?
Because I wanted her there.

15) Have you seen this person cry ?
Yes. And vice versa.

16) Do you know this persons last name?
Yes.

17)What's something that this person is obsessed with?
Horror movies. The messier the better! Funny story- Once we tried to watch Hostel and I was so stoned that I actually got really scared and made her turn it off. Then she asked if I was serious and I said yeas, I'm serious.

18) Does this person make you laugh?
Yes. I make her laugh too. Like the time I walked into her neighbors house and peed while they were sitting on the couch watching TV because I couldn't make it to her house. (They were Scientologists...)
Then when her manager tried to yell at me a few days later