Sunday, October 26, 2008

story of the day

34-year-old teresa says her 14-year-old daughter, rayletha, is trying to have a baby.

rayletha says she may only be 14 years old, but she knows everything there is about taking care of a baby.

so what if she had sex in her mother’s bed, without a condom? how else is she supposed to make her baby?

rayletha says after she has her baby, her mom will take care of it.

she has all her baby names picked out: samaria, janarious, zakelas… and courvoisier.

rayletha says all she needs to take care of a baby is two cans of formula.

she kindly suggests that her mom, teresa, should quit telling her to stop trying to have a baby, or she’ll get another black eye.

THE END

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