breaking up is hard to do
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
Sunday, July 22, 2007
it ain't easy being green
after dinking the whoooooooooole bottle of bacardi dana's grandma bought for us
Friday, July 20, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Saturday, July 14, 2007
sary wrote a myspace bullitin about me
this was the sweetest thing i've ever read. i miss you sary!
1) Name?
DEVIN!
2) What is their sexual orientation?
Totally normal. Seriously.
3) Where did you meet them?
At school. I was attracted by her butt. I mean booty.
4) Is this person one of your friends?
Yeah, bitches! She's number three for crissakes!
7) Is this person older than you?
Um..........yep.
8) When was the last time you saw this person?
Probably exactly a year ago. Aww....
9) Do you miss them?
Every stinking day of my life.
10) Are you related to this person?
No. She's black.
11) Do you have nicknames for each other?
Devno and Sarry.
12) Is that person bringing sexy back?
Every stinking day of her life.
13) Do you think that person will repost this?
I don't know. She might be a bit busier than me...
14) Why is this person #3 on your top friends?
Because I wanted her there.
15) Have you seen this person cry ?
Yes. And vice versa.
16) Do you know this persons last name?
Yes.
17)What's something that this person is obsessed with?
Horror movies. The messier the better! Funny story- Once we tried to watch Hostel and I was so stoned that I actually got really scared and made her turn it off. Then she asked if I was serious and I said yeas, I'm serious.
18) Does this person make you laugh?
Yes. I make her laugh too. Like the time I walked into her neighbors house and peed while they were sitting on the couch watching TV because I couldn't make it to her house. (They were Scientologists...)
Then when her manager tried to yell at me a few days later
1) Name?
DEVIN!
2) What is their sexual orientation?
Totally normal. Seriously.
3) Where did you meet them?
At school. I was attracted by her butt. I mean booty.
4) Is this person one of your friends?
Yeah, bitches! She's number three for crissakes!
7) Is this person older than you?
Um..........yep.
8) When was the last time you saw this person?
Probably exactly a year ago. Aww....
9) Do you miss them?
Every stinking day of my life.
10) Are you related to this person?
No. She's black.
11) Do you have nicknames for each other?
Devno and Sarry.
12) Is that person bringing sexy back?
Every stinking day of her life.
13) Do you think that person will repost this?
I don't know. She might be a bit busier than me...
14) Why is this person #3 on your top friends?
Because I wanted her there.
15) Have you seen this person cry ?
Yes. And vice versa.
16) Do you know this persons last name?
Yes.
17)What's something that this person is obsessed with?
Horror movies. The messier the better! Funny story- Once we tried to watch Hostel and I was so stoned that I actually got really scared and made her turn it off. Then she asked if I was serious and I said yeas, I'm serious.
18) Does this person make you laugh?
Yes. I make her laugh too. Like the time I walked into her neighbors house and peed while they were sitting on the couch watching TV because I couldn't make it to her house. (They were Scientologists...)
Then when her manager tried to yell at me a few days later
Friday, July 13, 2007
Thursday, July 12, 2007
now more than evvvvvvverrrrr
You would think by now, I would know my way around,
I shouldn't miss you so badly, I should be on familiar ground.
How many more lonely years, must meander by,
until I learn the lesson, it does no good to cry.
What manner of iron will, must some people possess,
to be always looking forward, to never accept regress.
Perhaps if I was willing, to let someone take me by the hand,
they could show me a happy place, in this unfamiliar land.
Perhaps I'm only homesick, for all the joys that once were mine,
I must accept that they and you, belong to another place and time.
But I know that deep within my heart, there's a place where only you reside,
and when the pain of loneliness comes, it knows that is where I hide.
So if sometimes it seems to you, I'm clinging to the past,
it's mostly because I can't yet accept, that our love didn't last.
No matter how hard I try, I've yet to get over you,
for the part of me that's still alive, believes you love me too.
Maybe there will come a day, when that part will finally die,
and feeling strong with a heart reborn, a new love I will finally try.
And what a splendid day that will be, when I awaken to discover,
I'm happily learning a great new land, with a great new friend and lover.
Prometheus
I shouldn't miss you so badly, I should be on familiar ground.
How many more lonely years, must meander by,
until I learn the lesson, it does no good to cry.
What manner of iron will, must some people possess,
to be always looking forward, to never accept regress.
Perhaps if I was willing, to let someone take me by the hand,
they could show me a happy place, in this unfamiliar land.
Perhaps I'm only homesick, for all the joys that once were mine,
I must accept that they and you, belong to another place and time.
But I know that deep within my heart, there's a place where only you reside,
and when the pain of loneliness comes, it knows that is where I hide.
So if sometimes it seems to you, I'm clinging to the past,
it's mostly because I can't yet accept, that our love didn't last.
No matter how hard I try, I've yet to get over you,
for the part of me that's still alive, believes you love me too.
Maybe there will come a day, when that part will finally die,
and feeling strong with a heart reborn, a new love I will finally try.
And what a splendid day that will be, when I awaken to discover,
I'm happily learning a great new land, with a great new friend and lover.
Prometheus
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
your name must be Mickey cause you're so fine
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope
bums looooove to take pictures
i don't know who the hell that guy is, but i made him take a picture with the bum lady
i couldn't resist
i couldn't resist
Monday, July 9, 2007
Sunday, July 8, 2007
sexual addiction is a privilege
Thank you John Waters for years of filthy, disgusting filth
i forgive you for pecker
i forgive you for pecker
Saturday, July 7, 2007
so farrrrrr..........................
god of war 2, AWESOME!
gotta pack up the bowl and get back to it
gotta pack up the bowl and get back to it
Friday, July 6, 2007
Thursday, July 5, 2007
nausea
ten more things i hate. ima hater
1. People who post furniture for sale on Craigslist but don't put a picture. Why not just move your post to the garbage and save the middleman?
2. Mail-in rebates
3. The interminable wait when you pour a coke and wait for the fizz to go down
4. The way your hands are still wet after you wash them and dry them with a towel. One of my nightmares is going to the bathroom, washing/drying my hands, and then walking outside only to have someone IMMEDIATELY shake my hand. WILL THEY THINK I DON'T WASH MY HANDS?!? You can see the daily horrors that I confront every day when I wake up.
5. Cartoons in newspapers BECAUSE THEY ARE NEVER FUNNY
6. When you're watching the car in front of you swerve all over the place and you can see the driver fishing around for something in the car
7. People who only have hot girls on their myspcae friends. Hmm...yes, you are completely transparent
8. Our inability to make a fully formed fist when we wake up. What would happen if an unknown assailant attacked us at or around 8:15am?
9. Weak handshakes
10. When you like a guy and he starts telling you about how he has a crush on some other girl
1. People who post furniture for sale on Craigslist but don't put a picture. Why not just move your post to the garbage and save the middleman?
2. Mail-in rebates
3. The interminable wait when you pour a coke and wait for the fizz to go down
4. The way your hands are still wet after you wash them and dry them with a towel. One of my nightmares is going to the bathroom, washing/drying my hands, and then walking outside only to have someone IMMEDIATELY shake my hand. WILL THEY THINK I DON'T WASH MY HANDS?!? You can see the daily horrors that I confront every day when I wake up.
5. Cartoons in newspapers BECAUSE THEY ARE NEVER FUNNY
6. When you're watching the car in front of you swerve all over the place and you can see the driver fishing around for something in the car
7. People who only have hot girls on their myspcae friends. Hmm...yes, you are completely transparent
8. Our inability to make a fully formed fist when we wake up. What would happen if an unknown assailant attacked us at or around 8:15am?
9. Weak handshakes
10. When you like a guy and he starts telling you about how he has a crush on some other girl
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
my dad gave me some weed
no joke. he's the awesomest muthafucka i know
for some reason i've had the best couple of days. some of you know why. yeeeeesssssssssssss! life is gooooooood
thanks morgan for this:
and jay electronica is pretty cool too
ima smoke my dad's weed now. kampai
for some reason i've had the best couple of days. some of you know why. yeeeeesssssssssssss! life is gooooooood
thanks morgan for this:
and jay electronica is pretty cool too
ima smoke my dad's weed now. kampai
Monday, July 2, 2007
my entourage
starring.......
the rozzi daime as vince
boss black as eric
long beach as turtle
and last but not least, devilin as drama
ya'll got a problem, get the fuck outta my house!
the rozzi daime as vince
boss black as eric
long beach as turtle
and last but not least, devilin as drama
ya'll got a problem, get the fuck outta my house!
Sunday, July 1, 2007
life is great
so, i was searching the web, and i found a sequel to suicide club. WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?
now go kill yourself
Noriko's Dinner Table
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haven't seen the first one?
now go kill yourself
Noriko's Dinner Table
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haven't seen the first one?
hey, i'm just trying to help you out
Before you next head to your bathroom to cleanse your skin, shampoo your hair, or apply your make-up, you might want to take a gander at the ingredients in your beauty products. Additives, fillers and chemicals are more common in commercially bought brands than we might realize. These common ingredients can dry out the skin and hair, clog the pores and accelerate the aging process.
Many beauty, skin and hair care products contain ingredients that are actually harmful to our hair and skin (not to mention our overall health). What’s worse, some of these ingredients, due to clever marketing campaigns and buzz words, are actually thought to be harmless– sometimes even thought to be good for us. The truth is, they are not. Because of shrewd advertising tactics, the general public is sadly misinformed.
If you are concerned about harmful effects of common beauty products, you may want to avoid products that contain the following ingredients:
Mineral Oil– This product is typically found in lipsticks, lotions, make-up removers, liquid foundations, and is usually the main ingredient in baby oil. The word “mineral” makes this product sound like a nutrient, but in fact it is a crude oil derived from petroleum. Mineral oil literally coats the skin like a film, preventing the pores from doing their job. The skin cannot breath or rid itself of toxins through the substance.
Petroleum– Another like mineral oil, this product can clog the pores and smother the skin. You may find petroleum in your face creams, lotions and lipsticks.
Paraffin– Derived from coal or petroleum, paraffin is a wax filler; the same kind of wax found in cheap candles. It is used to solidify products such as bath bars (they aren’t even allowed to be called soap), and liner pencils. It can be a skin irritant and clogs the pores.
Alpha-Hydroxy Acids (AHA)– AHA is organic and generally thought to be a desirable moisturizing ingredient and natural exfoliant. It is found in skin cleansers, masks and moisturizers. It does exfoliate, but so powerfully that it removes not just dead skin cells, but the skin’s natural protective layer as well. It can make the skin up to 50% more susceptible to harmful UV rays, leaving one vulnerable to the sun’s aging effect, and even skin cancer.
Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (SLS)– This ingredient is commonly found in cosmetics, toothpastes, shampoos, garage floor cleaners and engine de-greasers. Not only is SLS bad for your skin, as it is a detergent that dries the skin out, but when combined with other common chemicals it can form carcinogenic compounds. This chemical is actually used in labs to cause skin irritations on which other products can be tested, but since it is cheap and creates foam, many commercial cosmetic companies use it in their products.
Formaldehyde (formalin)– Yes, the same substance used in labs to preserve dead bodies can often be found in our nail polish, shampoos and skin creams. This substance can be irritating and cause allergic reactions when in contact with the skin. Its fumes are linked to asthma and cancer.
Alcohol or Isopropyl Alcohol– This petroleum-derived chemical found in perfumes, hair sprays, after-shave lotions, body lotions, and hair color products can also be found in products such as anti-freeze and solvents. It is a toxic substance. Its fumes can cause nausea, headaches, dizziness and depression. It has a drying/aging effect when used directly on the skin.
Talc– found in loose and pressed powders, such as blushes, powdered foundations, and baby powder. This mineral is a potential carcinogen when inhaled.
Laquer– Generally added to water-proof mascara to make lashes look full and keep color from running, prolonged use of this hardening chemical will eventually lead to the loss and thinning of eye lashes.
Collagen– Many of us are under the impression that collagen is good for our skin. And indeed, the body’s naturally produced collagen keeps our skin healthy and elastic. Unfortunately, the collagen added to cosmetic creams, moisturizers and other skin care products are extracted from animal skins and ground chicken feet. The protein cannot penetrate the pores by rubbing it on the skin; it only serves to clog the pores and keep the skin from functioning properly.
Lanolin– Another product we are often under the impression is healthy for our skin, it is a fat derived from wool and is known as a skin sensitizer which causes irritations and rashes.
This is by no means an exhaustive list of the harmful ingredients found in many products we use daily. If you are concerned about the effects such additives will have on your beauty and health, you may want to make yourself aware of just what you are putting on your body by reading ingredients before making purchases. Don’t let catch words like “natural” or “organic” fool you; just because something is natural doesn’t mean it won’t harm you. Manure is natural, but you wouldn’t rub it all over your body, would you?
Many beauty, skin and hair care products contain ingredients that are actually harmful to our hair and skin (not to mention our overall health). What’s worse, some of these ingredients, due to clever marketing campaigns and buzz words, are actually thought to be harmless– sometimes even thought to be good for us. The truth is, they are not. Because of shrewd advertising tactics, the general public is sadly misinformed.
If you are concerned about harmful effects of common beauty products, you may want to avoid products that contain the following ingredients:
Mineral Oil– This product is typically found in lipsticks, lotions, make-up removers, liquid foundations, and is usually the main ingredient in baby oil. The word “mineral” makes this product sound like a nutrient, but in fact it is a crude oil derived from petroleum. Mineral oil literally coats the skin like a film, preventing the pores from doing their job. The skin cannot breath or rid itself of toxins through the substance.
Petroleum– Another like mineral oil, this product can clog the pores and smother the skin. You may find petroleum in your face creams, lotions and lipsticks.
Paraffin– Derived from coal or petroleum, paraffin is a wax filler; the same kind of wax found in cheap candles. It is used to solidify products such as bath bars (they aren’t even allowed to be called soap), and liner pencils. It can be a skin irritant and clogs the pores.
Alpha-Hydroxy Acids (AHA)– AHA is organic and generally thought to be a desirable moisturizing ingredient and natural exfoliant. It is found in skin cleansers, masks and moisturizers. It does exfoliate, but so powerfully that it removes not just dead skin cells, but the skin’s natural protective layer as well. It can make the skin up to 50% more susceptible to harmful UV rays, leaving one vulnerable to the sun’s aging effect, and even skin cancer.
Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (SLS)– This ingredient is commonly found in cosmetics, toothpastes, shampoos, garage floor cleaners and engine de-greasers. Not only is SLS bad for your skin, as it is a detergent that dries the skin out, but when combined with other common chemicals it can form carcinogenic compounds. This chemical is actually used in labs to cause skin irritations on which other products can be tested, but since it is cheap and creates foam, many commercial cosmetic companies use it in their products.
Formaldehyde (formalin)– Yes, the same substance used in labs to preserve dead bodies can often be found in our nail polish, shampoos and skin creams. This substance can be irritating and cause allergic reactions when in contact with the skin. Its fumes are linked to asthma and cancer.
Alcohol or Isopropyl Alcohol– This petroleum-derived chemical found in perfumes, hair sprays, after-shave lotions, body lotions, and hair color products can also be found in products such as anti-freeze and solvents. It is a toxic substance. Its fumes can cause nausea, headaches, dizziness and depression. It has a drying/aging effect when used directly on the skin.
Talc– found in loose and pressed powders, such as blushes, powdered foundations, and baby powder. This mineral is a potential carcinogen when inhaled.
Laquer– Generally added to water-proof mascara to make lashes look full and keep color from running, prolonged use of this hardening chemical will eventually lead to the loss and thinning of eye lashes.
Collagen– Many of us are under the impression that collagen is good for our skin. And indeed, the body’s naturally produced collagen keeps our skin healthy and elastic. Unfortunately, the collagen added to cosmetic creams, moisturizers and other skin care products are extracted from animal skins and ground chicken feet. The protein cannot penetrate the pores by rubbing it on the skin; it only serves to clog the pores and keep the skin from functioning properly.
Lanolin– Another product we are often under the impression is healthy for our skin, it is a fat derived from wool and is known as a skin sensitizer which causes irritations and rashes.
This is by no means an exhaustive list of the harmful ingredients found in many products we use daily. If you are concerned about the effects such additives will have on your beauty and health, you may want to make yourself aware of just what you are putting on your body by reading ingredients before making purchases. Don’t let catch words like “natural” or “organic” fool you; just because something is natural doesn’t mean it won’t harm you. Manure is natural, but you wouldn’t rub it all over your body, would you?
MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING AWESOME
cause they knew i was being a spoiled brat. even though they had just gotten into town, they were good sports and came to my friend's concert anyways. now that's the meaning of family!
Saturday, June 30, 2007
oh how i miss you
max payne
the hours we would spend together on a crusade of revenge through the drug infested city, nothing to lose.
i'll alway remember your lovely constipated expression paired with an uncomfortable half grin/sneer
you'll always hold a place in my heart
the hours we would spend together on a crusade of revenge through the drug infested city, nothing to lose.
i'll alway remember your lovely constipated expression paired with an uncomfortable half grin/sneer
you'll always hold a place in my heart
eleven years going strong
No Human is a Carnivore
If you've ever watched a carnivore eat. You know instantly that humans are not carnivores. Carnivores stalk their prey. They attack, usually biting through the neck and ripping the throat to shreds. After killing, they rip open the belly with their sharp teeth and devour the entrails. They lap up the blood. Finally, they chew the bones, crushing them in their powerful jaws. No human could eat like a carnivore eats, except perhaps, the totally insane. We are not carnivores.
The only way humans can eat animals is to disguise what they are really doing... get someone else to kill the animal, then drain and dispose of its blood, slice the muscles into pieces that are unrecognizable, grind the internal organs to make "sausages", cook it, smother it with sauces and seasonings... all in an effort to keep from experiencing the reality of what a carnivore does and is. We are not carnivores.
Leading health experts agree that going vegetarian is the single-best thing we can do for ourselves and our families. Healthy vegetarian diets support a lifetime of good health and provide protection against numerous diseases, including our country’s three biggest killers: heart disease, cancer, and strokes. The American Dietetic Association states that vegetarians have “lower rates of death from ischemic heart disease; … lower blood cholesterol levels, lower blood pressure, and lower rates of hypertension, type 2 diabetes, and prostate and colon cancer” and that vegetarians are less likely than meat-eaters to be obese.1 Well-planned vegetarian diets provide us with all the nutrients that we need, minus all the saturated fat, cholesterol, and contaminants found in animal flesh, eggs, and dairy products.
Research has shown that vegetarians are 50 percent less likely to develop heart disease, and they have 40 percent of the cancer rate of meat-eaters. Plus, meat-eaters are nine times more likely to be obese than vegans are.
The consumption of meat, eggs, and dairy products has also been strongly linked to osteoporosis, Alzheimer's, asthma, and male impotence. Scientists have also found that vegetarians have stronger immune systems than their meat-eating friends; this means that they are less susceptible to everyday illnesses like the flu. Vegetarians and vegans live, on average, six to 10 years longer than meat-eaters.
A plant-based diet is the best diet for kids, too: Studies have shown that vegetarian kids grow taller and have higher IQs than their classmates, and they are at a reduced risk for heart disease, obesity, diabetes, and other diseases in the long run. Studies have shown that even older people who switch to a vegetarian or vegan diet can prevent and even reverse many chronic ailments.
now go eat a fuckin' salad loser
If you've ever watched a carnivore eat. You know instantly that humans are not carnivores. Carnivores stalk their prey. They attack, usually biting through the neck and ripping the throat to shreds. After killing, they rip open the belly with their sharp teeth and devour the entrails. They lap up the blood. Finally, they chew the bones, crushing them in their powerful jaws. No human could eat like a carnivore eats, except perhaps, the totally insane. We are not carnivores.
The only way humans can eat animals is to disguise what they are really doing... get someone else to kill the animal, then drain and dispose of its blood, slice the muscles into pieces that are unrecognizable, grind the internal organs to make "sausages", cook it, smother it with sauces and seasonings... all in an effort to keep from experiencing the reality of what a carnivore does and is. We are not carnivores.
Leading health experts agree that going vegetarian is the single-best thing we can do for ourselves and our families. Healthy vegetarian diets support a lifetime of good health and provide protection against numerous diseases, including our country’s three biggest killers: heart disease, cancer, and strokes. The American Dietetic Association states that vegetarians have “lower rates of death from ischemic heart disease; … lower blood cholesterol levels, lower blood pressure, and lower rates of hypertension, type 2 diabetes, and prostate and colon cancer” and that vegetarians are less likely than meat-eaters to be obese.1 Well-planned vegetarian diets provide us with all the nutrients that we need, minus all the saturated fat, cholesterol, and contaminants found in animal flesh, eggs, and dairy products.
Research has shown that vegetarians are 50 percent less likely to develop heart disease, and they have 40 percent of the cancer rate of meat-eaters. Plus, meat-eaters are nine times more likely to be obese than vegans are.
The consumption of meat, eggs, and dairy products has also been strongly linked to osteoporosis, Alzheimer's, asthma, and male impotence. Scientists have also found that vegetarians have stronger immune systems than their meat-eating friends; this means that they are less susceptible to everyday illnesses like the flu. Vegetarians and vegans live, on average, six to 10 years longer than meat-eaters.
A plant-based diet is the best diet for kids, too: Studies have shown that vegetarian kids grow taller and have higher IQs than their classmates, and they are at a reduced risk for heart disease, obesity, diabetes, and other diseases in the long run. Studies have shown that even older people who switch to a vegetarian or vegan diet can prevent and even reverse many chronic ailments.
now go eat a fuckin' salad loser
i'm sure gonna miss angelino
we just started having fun. we're gonna have a blast in santana row. BAY AREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
she gave me the best exercise machine!
los angela
boss black
danalicious, but she ain't promiscuous
sometimes i love my life, always i love my friends
now all we need is boos.
we're sooooooo hott, why don't we?!?!?!?
she gave me the best exercise machine!
los angela
boss black
danalicious, but she ain't promiscuous
sometimes i love my life, always i love my friends
now all we need is boos.
we're sooooooo hott, why don't we?!?!?!?
Friday, June 29, 2007
what wet dreams are made of
ladies don't take your man, he'll know you're not thinking of him that night
bloood, sweat and sex. my favorite
ima go change my panties now
bloood, sweat and sex. my favorite
ima go change my panties now
if i were two faced, why would i be wearing this one
"If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
- Alice Roosevelt
- Alice Roosevelt
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