good riddance to bad rubbish

i dislike my neighbors. greatly. not enough to say “hate,” but dislike, annoyed and frustrated by, ticked off and perturbed over, definitely. why? THEY’RE LOUD. i hate loud neighbors. loud neighbors are in the top ten of my pet peeve list. i hate living in apartments for this reason. i always had loud neighbors. the loud stereo; the loud parties; the loud humpers; the beating- your-wife-while-she-throws-pots-and-pans-and-knocks-over-furniture-while-screaming-at you-at-top-volume-in-armenian-while-i call-911 neighbors.

got this problem????
a few ways to get rid of bad neighbors:

if you know they are going on a plane trip somewhere wait until they are at the airport and stash a loaded 45 in with their luggage

let them catch you digging a grave in your back yard in the middle of the night

call "america's most wanted" ....report the whereabouts of that guy they have been desperatly trying to find for 10 years...
tell them you think he may be on the move and hurray!!!!